Many people have nice memories of staying in nice hotels like this Avocado hotel in Australia. We get to take baths and showers as long as we want, use the electric kettles to quickly get a cup of warm water or to make our own instant coffee and the beautiful views outside the window. Oh, don’t forget to use the pool while you’re staying!
We at Green Lemon, however, has, unfortunately, happened upon these incidents in hotels that will make us wary of hotels forever. Not all hotels are perfect, especially rundown, affordable motels who are trying their best just to make ends meet.
1. Coming back from the beautiful beach of Hawaii to this.
2. How to shower on the edge while traveling:
3. This is why we never trust free coffee makers.
4. The TV in this hotel.
5. Oh hey, they have natural plants indoor!
6. How does one own a toilet which has its gauge thoroughly bitten?
7. This heat lamp that is also a fire hazard on the door.
8. Nexium 40mg found in mixed nuts while they wait for food. Fortunately, it’s only for acid reflux and won’t do anything even if accidentally ingested.
9. A flat TV duct-taped to an old TV box.
10. A beautiful pool in a hotel in Birmingham.
11. We all can only hope that’s used hair extension.
12. Found this under the mattress in a hotel.
13. Use lift at your own risk.
14. Do they really clean under there? Do they?!
15. The water in a ‘quality hotel’ in Moscow.
16. This towel that looks like it’s prepped for some horror movie set up.
17. So my hotel has a jacuzzi…
18. Look, more indoor plants! (Ok, technically they are not ‘plants’.)
19. The amount of mess in this cheap hotel room.
20. Checked in and checked in a flash.
21. More fungi. Mushrooms are cute, but they’re horrifying indoor.
22. Oh yea, it’s definitely a workout just to bring all those sofas out.
23. Ah, what a nice vie- oh…
24. “Views of the main church” sounds about right. And might as well include ceiling height next time.
25. Is this California?
26. There is an electric kettle inside the room that should never be used.
27. Oh yea, they definitely cleaned this room alright.
28. Are the fish even alive?
29. Checked in, went up and saw this.
30. This room looks fine until you look up.
31. A sinkhole formed right in the hotel room.
33. This screams ‘run’.
34. The toilet wand looking like it’s been crapped on.
35. I can feel them crawling on my skin now, no!